This post will probably end up being very mean, but I must say that I'm prepared for that. Because I am utterly annoyed right now and I can't tell you how badly I just need to get this out. Like, right now.
This post will be about my cousin Alex, the most annoying person (probably) on the face of this Earth.
Let me tell you a bit about Alex before I go tearing him to shreds. Alex is as ignorant as they come. He is 27 years old (I think. Either 26 or 27.) and he has NO idea what he's doing with his life. He's married to a woman named Katie, if you even can call her a woman. I just call her pants. She is what she wears. And my father and I are more than convinced that Alex's balls are a permanent accessory deep inside the hidden cracks of her purse.
Alex, a lot like myself and my father, is very stubborn. And this can be a very good thing and a very bad thing. In Alex's case, it's all very bad. Because when you mix ignorant with stubborn, you just get one huge blob of frustration and awe. Not the good kind of awe, either. The very bad kind.
Alex is a firm "republican." I put republican in the fancy quotation marks because Alex doesn't actually follow campaigns or speeches. He doesn't read or watch or even know the first thing about politics. Because if Alex actually knew anything about politics or the politicians, he wouldn't be a republican. Alex votes republican because Alex votes for whoever claims superior "Christianity."
Oh what's that, Sarah Palin? You believe in God? YOU'RE HIRED.
And just for the record, yes, Alex did confess that if Sarah Palin indeed ran for president, he would vote for her. Because she believes in God.
Alex is a bible hugging idiot. And so is his wife.
Alex also says that he's voting for Rick Santorum. Yes, THE Rick Santorum. The Rick Santorum that claims that gay internet porn is the reason for gay people. And that if we ban gay porn, and all porn together, within a few months there would be no gay people.
Yeah. That Rick Santorum.
I think I'm just frustrated today with stupid people.
And Alex just so happened to cross my path. Good thing he'll never see this.
Although, it probably would have been smarter to write this when he wasn't sitting three feet behind me waiting for a ride home.
Oh well.
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