Thursday, April 19, 2012

Female Fe-Lions

This is the face I wake up to each and every morning.
This is Gizmo. She's a sassy she-beast. She's a maine coon/lioness. And also my best friend.

I know what you're thinking. Wow, this girl is an idiot. Her best friend is a fucking cat.
Well hey. Guess what you? CATS ARE SUPERB BEST FRIENDS.

So anyway, this is what I wake up to every morning. Her cute little fuzzy face all up in my business. And I love it. After my shower every morning, we'll spend a few minutes (okay, like 20) just playing and cuddling because that's just what we do. She is very playful. She follows me around the house. She waits outside of the bathroom door for me to finish showering. She's just mine.

Except when she's in heat.
When she's in heat, she wants literally nothing to do with me.
It's a disaster, on account of I love her so much.

So she just got out of heat. And this morning it was back to the usual :D It makes all of my days so much happier.

I need to get her fixed, but then she'll just get fat and she won't be as fun anymore.
So I'll just have to deal with the fact that once every few months she turns into a raging horny psycho bitch.

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